Yesterday I was at the hospital to get my blood drawn and as I was walking down the hall I walked by an elderly gentleman standing with what seemed to be his unrelated caretaker. They were hovering around the bathroom and as I was walking by, the old guy turned to head towards the bathroom to do his business. But before he entered, he paused and turned back to make the following statement to his nurse.
“If you hear me scream when I pee, don’t panic.”
And then he headed back for the pot
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Just push me in front of a bus.
Laurie – Sure, you say that now, but when the senility sets in you’ll hardly remember the last screaming pee you had and you will have completely forgotten by the next piss that you wanted to be thrown in front of any form of public transportation.
I only hope I get the “screaming pees” earlier than later. And I hope it’s contracted through a wonderful night of passion with someone far hotter and far sluttier than I.
Man, it’s like, when my dad was in the hospital from his second quad bypass, my brother and SIL and I went to see him.
There was a shit stain on one of the chairs, and I didn’t want to say anything, so I told my SIL, why don’t you sit in that other chair? She got a hint, but I had to tell her later.
Also, he had on that stupid gown that they give you, and his weiner was hanging out. I was so grossed out I wanted to die!
Shiny – Good thing that screaming pee is curable with antibiotic.
Abs – the only time I want to hear “dad” and “wiener” in the same sentence is when I’m talking about a Ball Park Frank & a root beer.
othurme – that was a terrific story. yet somehow sad at the same time it was hilarious.
shiny – i fit the bill, but won’t make you scream when you pee. besides, i’m saving myself for othurme.
i can’t wait to say stuff like that and talk publicly about my gas bloated belly
Hello – I like the old guys spirit, but it sounded about as necessary as a warning could be. Like….when i scream…please don’t have security bust the door down because it takes me so long to get my pants back up I probably will be commando when they barge in.
Margaret – Yeah, it looks like tons of fun to fuck with people
When I scream when I pee and that pee is into a Depends, I want Dr. Kevorkian.
Franki – Dr. Kevorian is probably familiar with the screaming pees.