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June 9th, 2008 at 2:17 am
mmmmmmmmmmmm, bacon.
i’d like to receive some bacon right about now!
June 9th, 2008 at 4:20 am
That machine is so filthy that it should read, “Enjoy bacon and trichinosis.”
June 9th, 2008 at 7:02 am
How about this? http://gizmodo.com/5012656/canned-bacon-kills-people-on-touch
June 9th, 2008 at 7:20 am
Sometimes the simplest things are so fucking funny.
June 9th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
The bacon vending machine would be a huge hit. Anybody have any startup capital they’d like to front me?
June 9th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
Baconator!
June 9th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
BACON! I LOVE THAT MACHINE!
June 10th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Hellohahanarf - say ah.
Gwen - there must be some sort of 5 second rule that applies here.
Jeff - I have seen the canned bacon and it seems useful for those emergency “I’m trapped in the woods and need a BLT lest I die” situations, which we’ve all had, but for day to day use, I want the wall mount bacon dispenser.
Avitable - yeah…I love the graphics.
Brandon - I’m willing to send you a patent and franchise license, but you will have to build it yourself.
Hilly - I would vote for the Baconator for governor.
Winter - maybe for xmas
June 10th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
i bought you a very small bacon themed present today. will hand deliver in the beginning of july when i spend my birthday with you boys!
June 10th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Hellohahanard - Why couldn’t it have been very big?
June 11th, 2008 at 3:53 am
because i really wanted you to have this something and you would most likely really NOT want this something to be big. so there. just say thank you and be nice or i am so keeping it for my self! hehe
June 19th, 2008 at 4:06 am
In your never-ending quest for bacon, I’ll bet you’ve never seen THIS one: http://tinyurl.com/yt4laz
July 9th, 2008 at 8:47 pm
All i can say is… LoL Hilarious
July 24th, 2008 at 3:33 pm
That is freaking hilarious!
August 11th, 2008 at 8:27 am
I sure hope you like Bacon more than Tilapia.