Immuno-(im?)(de?)(sup?)pressed

A Youtube search of my screen name produces evidence that Christina Aguilera believes that there “Ain’t No Other Man” than Othurme. I know for a fact that she even lurks on this blog without commenting.

Christina says that she could feel it from the start and really who could blame her. This blog has been the talk of all the hot chicks since its inception, not just her. But really it’s her own fault that this little gem of a blog has all the hot numbers dropping by to check out my post. If she didn’t tell her mother, brother, sister, friends, others, lovers (past and present) that every time she reads this blog everything starts making sense, she probably could have had me to herself.

Sometimes I feel like I don’t reveal enough of myself on this site but somehow Tinapie seemed to see past the shell I put up and realize that I have soul and class. She even noticed that I’m bad ass, which none of my other readers have even commented on. It’s ok that the rest of you haven’t seen it. I mean I understand because Chrissy and I connect on another level. I don’t know if you know this about her, but there was this one incident in a hotel where I just couldn’t take her shit anymore and dumped her. She turned into a complete mess, but I was there for her. I even had to even talk her off the ledge of the hotel to keep her from jumping. I was able to reason with her and let her down easy, so…we have this bond.

I’m sure Christina will keep reading because she’ll be looking for those little gems of advice that only I can sum up in a way that makes sense. Like the one time I dedicated a post to her and all it said was “Do your thang, honey!”. A good blog post will really hit a nerve in some people.

I’m pretty sure the song is about me.