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Apparently I Need A Can Of Bitch-Be-Gone

At the risk of sounding pretentious, I hate to admit to people that I have a maid. But believe me, for a single straight male who lives with another single straight male, if I ever want a female to even walk through my front door, a maid is a necessary expense, not a luxury. [...]

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