Category Archives: Farts

Gas Ahead – Last Chance For 107 miles

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It’s All About Friends

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Because Killer had a funny story about Girl Scouts and their cookies yesterday over at his blog, I thought I’d share these comments made by Jester while we were driving to band practice on Sunday.
Jester (mostly to himself, as we drove past young girls standing on the corner holding [...]

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Things That Don’t Bother Me On Fridays…

1. This message. Although, I don’t think Tracy Jordan should let his co-star talk to him this way.
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No really, it bothers me not one bit. Don’t think for one second this is a normal twelve year old he’s talking to. This is the spoiled little product of [...]

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Don’t worry…

I’m still alive.  Just down.  Work, bad.  Blog posting doesn’t feel fun right now.
So, suck on that bitches.
No really, I see you guys checking on me through my stat counter and I appreciate that you’re waiting around and not dropping me off your link lists.

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A Short 1-Act By Othurme

The Smell Of Christmas Is In The Air:
And It’s Not All Candy Canes And Christmas Trees

Characters:
Othurme – Keyboardist in a rock cover band
Paul – 1 of 2 lead singers in same cover band
Heather – Other lead singer
Bob – Guitarist
Gary – Bassist
Chad – Drummer
Steve – Party host celebrating his retirement after 28 years of working at [...]

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