Category Archives: Work

Don’t Hire Me, I’m A Total Fuck Off

I spend a lot of time during my work day watching videos from Netflix on my computer. I admit I’m lucky to be in a position where I can work unsupervised most of the day and the truth is the background noise actually makes me work faster, not slower. Anyway, if it makes [...]

Also posted in TV | 14 Comments

Slacker, I am.

While at work, I have a hard time concentrating if my office is completely silent. I usually keep music on in the background just to have something going on. Several months ago, when I discovered that Netflix was becoming a waste of money because I didn’t ever find time to watch the movies [...]

Also posted in Movies | 6 Comments

One day kid, this whole helpdesk sweatshop will be yours…

Yesterday, Jester and I spent the day IM’ing back and forth, him helping me discover I have a virus on my computer. After hours of him telling me what to do next and me explaining to him how much I hate Symantec, and then an unsuccessful attempt at using an “unauthorized” version of a [...]

Also posted in Travel | 6 Comments

Off to Never-Never-Land

Some of my most imaginative thoughts occur in those few moments each day that lay between awake and asleep. Those minutes where you can actually hear and respond if someone were to ask you a question, but your answer may sound more like a short passage from a Lewis Carrol book than a useful [...]

Also posted in Bachelor Party, Balloons, Band, Books, Fat, Illness, Porn, TV | 6 Comments

Because I’ve been sick and don’t feel like writing….it’s time for another Make Your Own Caption game!

Brought to you by some random shlub at Flickr.

Why no one invites Aunt Ginger to the family functions: “Whelp girls, this has been tits-loads of fun for a baby shower, but I gotta get over to Reilly’s and see if I can drum me up some rent money!”

Also posted in Baby Showers, Camel Smokes, Family Prostitutes, Make Your Own Caption | 11 Comments

It’s funny and it’s not.

Because I work with him, one of the great things about my job is that I get to see my father on a daily basis, but on the flip side, one of the great burdens of my workday is that I have to see my father on a daily basis. Officially he’s my [...]

Also posted in Aging, Alzheimer's, Dad, Death, Illness | 13 Comments