Category Archives: Camel Smokes

People You Meet At The Dog Park

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Rebel’s first day at the dog park and this is who he meets:
A) Tennis Ball Lady – TBL is an interesting breed. She carries around a long plastic stick with a cup at the end that fits a tennis ball. She puts the ball in the cup, [...]

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Things That Don’t Bother Me On Fridays…

1. This message. Although, I don’t think Tracy Jordan should let his co-star talk to him this way.
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No really, it bothers me not one bit. Don’t think for one second this is a normal twelve year old he’s talking to. This is the spoiled little product of [...]

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More Caption Fun. Make One Won’t You?

So, I put in three coins, pull this handle, and my winnings come out where?

Also posted in Bachelor Party, Balloons, Christmas, Disneyland, Family Prostitutes, Friends, Make Your Own Caption, Poker, Slot Machines, Teen-years, Too Close For Comfort, Uric Acid, Where's Waldo | 7 Comments

Because I’ve been sick and don’t feel like writing….it’s time for another Make Your Own Caption game!

Brought to you by some random shlub at Flickr.

Why no one invites Aunt Ginger to the family functions: “Whelp girls, this has been tits-loads of fun for a baby shower, but I gotta get over to Reilly’s and see if I can drum me up some rent money!”

Also posted in Baby Showers, Family Prostitutes, Make Your Own Caption, Work | 11 Comments