So, apparently Craigslist Poster #164354358 (A 36 y/o Woman Seeking Man) thinks the following man would be good for her:
“Preferably no kids (not mandatory) , 36 y/o and up (no age limit as long as you are active and able to keep up..), tall, athletic,handsome (chemistry has to be there) secure emotionally, doesn’t need to be fixed, comfortable with who he is,outgoing, world traveled, well read,open to other cultures, enjoy discovering and trying out new things, enjoy traveling, social drinker, loves to cuddle, passionate, adventurous, able to handle a strong personality in a partner but not looking to feed off of the energy of others, willing to be open and rely on a partner without being co-Dependant…at least not right away. I also want you to be a gentleman (yes, opening doors is still important) and even if I tell you that I can do it, I want you to be there. I want you to make me feel special and never take me for granted.”
Is that all? He doesn’t have to shit gold bricks or leap tall buildings in a single bound? I got news for you lady, that guy is already married. You are looking for a guy on CRAIGSLIST! You might want to lower your standards. You’ll be lucky if you can find a guy who can manage to bend over to tie his shoes, doesn’t pick his nose in public, and keeps his agoraphobia in check long enough to leave the house for more than an hour a day.
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after awhile, trust me, you’ll except 2 out of 3.
Ginamonster – Sweet. That’s about all I can handle.
Hey, stop making fun of my post.
You’re almost right when you say, “that guys is already married.” When will we learn to love the Homer Simpsons of the world? They so out number the Clark Kents…
Absurdist – Sorry, my bad.
Liz – Women don’t want Clark Kent until he puts on his blue and red underwear.
is that not a description of you?
Margaret – Disappointed? The good news is I almost never pick my nose in public.
Well, if I’m ever in the market for a new, high-maintenance passive aggressive girlfriend, perhaps I should start on Craigslist.
Hey Randy! No need to look on craigslist, I know where there is one of those in Oregon. And I’d love to see your wife kick her ass!
Rebturtle – That’s where I always go for that sort of thing.
Ginamonster – Sounds like there is a story here