You Googled. You found me. I honestly don’t know how to help you. But if you clicked on the link to my blog from your Google results page, you’re probably getting to that part of your results page where it’s the link to my blog or the link with Chinese characters. You’re probably getting tired of looking for whatever it is. I took the liberty of typing your search into Google Images to see if we could find you some visual answers to your questions. Click the links at your own risk.
Food That Smell Like A Bandaid – Well, I can’t verify the smell, but really isn’t every Google search about looking for naked chicks in a jacuzzi?
IMMUNO M – The answer is obvious. Just read the graph, you moron!
What Happens If I Stop Taking Cellcept – Crash and burn, baby!
Rosarito Strip Club – It’s okay. You won’t hurt my feelings. I know this is more along the lines of what you were hoping to find when you happened across my blog.
Wedding Women – OK…so you’re getting married and not sure what exactly you’re supposed to do to your new wife on your wedding night. While this looks like a map of the Middle East, it’s secretly a diagram to help you locate a woman’s G-spot. Gaza and the West Bank are a nice place to have a night out, but if you spend your honeymoon in Golan Heights you’re more likely to keep her forever. It also folds over at the markings like the back page of a Mad magazine to reveal a secret bonus picture of how to properly perform a Motor Boat.
Cherry Lake California – California’s #1 location for your next redneck water skiing vacation
Cruelty To Animals – This is the only picture from that search I’m willing to link to. The rest were too disturbing. Look it up yourself if you really need to see.
Total Fuck – Really, some searches are just going to give you what you ask for…and some will go a direction you never planned.
You’re welcome.
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I have never thought of doing an image search for the things people use to find my blog. I may have to steal this one.
Which reminds me, I have not obsessively checked my stats in awhile. Better go do that.
ps hee, hee. that’s me over there on your blogroll! squee!
Gina – It’s not really that original. Other people do it. I credit Avitable. He answers Meme’s like this and I just sort of adapted it to use for search hits.
Okay wait. So you took the search terms that you find on your stats and then put them into google images? Brilliant!
Abs – I have a my moments. This may or may not be one.
Good idea for a post. And although I was scared, I clicked on them all.
Liz – It wasn’t nearly as bad as it could have been.