I’m not really up for writing posts yet. Instead I decided to translate everything you (people on my blogroll) said into pictures. I took the first sentence of each of your most recent posts and entered them into Google Image Search. Here is what you had to say (NSFW):
- Avitable (No way I’m drinking that soda. Which one? That one over there. The one I’m pointing at!)
- Frankily Yours (Daddy, you said we were going to Disneyland, but there’s no fucking way this moth looking thing that’s grabbing my ass is Mickey Mouse)
- Ginamonster (Welcome aboard Air Force One. The blow jobs will commence as soon as everyone is seated and has their safety belts securely fastened)
- Gwen (All that hard work in the garden and all Gwen could grow were Chia Pets who talked in their sleep)
- Heart Of Fire (Cissa was pissed off when she found out the black market Ipod her husband got her from “some dude on the base” was fake)
- Hilly (The Hilly/Jester kiss at Jestercon looked a little something like this)
- Jane (I don’t know what this drug Antikythera is you’re taking, but if it’s got you seeing red goats, I want some. Dude, crank up the Doors, man!)
- Jester (No, no, no…don’t stop her. If she’s not willing to watch The Three Stooges with me, she’ll have to learn the hard way that poking yourself in the eyes hurts like a muthafucka!)
- Killer (Stop cryin’ kid, before I show you my third testicle and really give you something to cry about) & Liz (This picture of Liz’s father explains why she’s so attracted to Killer)
- Laurie (A sample of the type of people Laurie had to fire when she worked in HR)
- Leezer (Some civil engineers lose their job because they try to get too “artsy”)
- Margaretкомпютри (Margaret’s not sure exactly what went wrong, but when she woke up in the manicure chair her kidney was missing and her fingernails looked like this)
- Midnight Cliff (OH NO SHE DINT! I’ll tell you right now… that BITCH looks like a hot tranny mess in my hat!)
- Penelope (Alright toots! Now let’s lose that shawl thingy and take some real pictures. Whatta ya say?)
- Second Hand Karl (Karl accepts his WJP Award proudly at Tequilacon 2045)
- She Just Walks (If we’re going to get this blow-job-a-thon started, we’re going to need the one on the left to open up her pie hole, too)
- Shiny’s Takeout (This may be the weirdest hand job ever)
- Tori Blaine (Tori’s blogg nox mee outz!)
- Winter (Turns out not everyone loves a That’s-What-She-Said joke)
You should go check out the posts that lead me to these picture. Link to them on my side bar and send them some love.
17 Comments
Ha! That’s awesome. What a weird idea, but it yielded some awesome fruit.
Dude, how glad am I that you are back?
Thiiiiiiiiiiiiiis glad! Plus infinity.
Hysterical! Great idea!
Othurme… you are priceless. From Avitable to Cisco Adler? OMG. Funniest thing I’ve read/seen all day!
Creative AND hilarious!
ROFL….ironically, I still don’t have an iPod!
Avit – Yeah, it was fun to do. Somehow yours was the only one NSFW. Fitting, no?
Hilly – when you open your arms that wide it really enhances your boobs.
Karl – It took a lot of time, but it was fun.
Winter – I thought yours would land me a picture of bacon for sure.
Gwen – I bet you didn’t know you could so easily channel The Romantics.
Cissa – I could sell you the one pictured for a reasonable price.
This took some major times and is very creative. Nice work, especially for someone who says he’s not really posting!!
I iz a kitteh?
Liz – I have time on my hands and I don’t own a Cricut.
Tori – Yup…cute little kitty
I think I love you! You turned me into Audrey Hepburn!
damn it!! i knew that little bitch was taking pictures
Very cool idea.
K that was funny. Clever idea!
I think that was me as Santa.
Penelope – Now I know how to make women love me.
Margaret – You can never trust the Vietnameses.
Fringes – thanks.
Frankie – I’ll be here all week.
Killer – I saw the resemblance immediately and was tempted to call the authorities.
how sad is it that i seriously can’t remember what i wrote that would have turned up that photo?!??!?!!
(this was an awesome idea. way cool.)